How to Be Awesome at Preschool Graduation #Winning

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So I will be the first one to tell you that preschool graduation ceremonies are as ridiculously unnecessary as Poopsy Pets:

Yup, that happened ...

But back to the business at hand. This kid is now entering kindergarten as the #1 seed so there are a lot of expectations, let's just hope he doesn't go all JaMarcus Russell on us.

Imagine this ... it's the year 2032 and a crazed super-villain crashes a high school graduation, holding the entire senior class hostage. Suddenly, a dark and mysterious figure appears to neutralize the threat and save the day.

As this superhero comes to the rescue, a classmate ducks a laser beam (it's 2032, remember) and yells out, "Where's Jathan!" Alas, Jathan is nowhere to be found until the melee is over and the dark knight has disappeared back into the shadows. Little do the people know, they need only look back to this preschool graduation video to learn the true whereabouts of Jathan on that fateful day and the true identity of the one they call ...

"The Batman."

BONUS: Awesome Father and Daughter Lip Sync Iggy Azalea in the Car

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